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You should go over well with your boss, print it out and hang it over your work station...

- If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. If that gets out, it could mean a promotion.

- If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversations. I was born to be whipped.

- If you have special instructions for a job, don't write them down. In fact, save them until the job is almost done. No use confusing me with useful information.