Business humor and jokes, including humorous stories, experiences, and articles

Mouse : What eats the horses' grain in the barn.

Main Frame : The part of the barn that holds the roof up.

Port : Fancy wine.

Enter : C'mon in!

Random Access Memory : When you suddenly can't remember how much that new rifle costs when your wife asks.

Digital : Like those numbers that flip on your alarm clock.

Apple : If you don't know what an apple is, I ain't tellin'.

Program : What's on the TV when there's reception.

CD ROM : The place in the back where they sell retirement accounts.