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Kentucky:
1.  By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."

2.  It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.

Louisiana:
1.  It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. 

2.  Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."