Business humor and jokes, including humorous stories, experiences, and articles

If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:

- You could do worse.

- I'll work so hard you won't even know I'm there.

- I'll need all my paid vacation time up front so I'll be rested when I start.

- You can't turn me down because I smell bad. You have to have a reason.

- If you call the people I listed as references, please call my parole officer last.