Business humor and jokes, including humorous stories, experiences, and articles

If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:

- That big thing growing on my face isn't my fault.

- I don't do drugs at work any more. And I probably won't. 

- I can go all day without peeing once.

- If you hired my dumbass brother then you can surely hire me.

- If you hire me I promise not to say anything about your wicked bad breath.