Business humor and jokes, including humorous stories, experiences, and articles

If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:

- I won't sue you when you fire me.

- My arrest record is all a bunch of lies.

- I was a sniper in the Army.

- The only reason my grades in High School was so bad was because all the teachers thought I was stupid because I didn't pass the tests. They wasn't being fair to me because they don't like me.

- I can make explosives from Windex, white-out, and copy machine toner.