Business humor and jokes, including humorous stories, experiences, and articles

If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:

- If you hire me you can blow your nose on my sleeve any time you want to.

- I'll need a company car and a driver because I can't legally drive anywhere in the Western Hemisphere except Cuba and it sucks to go there.

- If you hire me don't tell the Welfare until I get my Jeep paid off.

- The sticky stuff on my sleeve isn't what you think.

- You don't have the BALLS to hire someone like me!