A German an Italian and a redneck are working on a construction crew and at lunch they go to the top of the building to eat. One day the German opens his bag and says "Bratwurst again, if I have bratwurst one more time I'll jump off this building and kill myself!" Then the Italian opens his bag and says "spagetti again, if I have spagetti one more time I'll jump off this building and kill myself!" Then the redneck opens his bag "bologna again, if I have bologna one more time I'll jump off this building and kill myself!"
The next day the three men are up on the building and they all have the same thing as the day before. They all jump one at a time, the German first and the redneck last.
At the funeral the German's wife is sobbing "if I'd only known!" The Italian's wife is crying and saying the same thing.
"Don't look at me" says the redneck's wife "he always packed his own lunches!"
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