But Doctor, you said... (Part 1)

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September 28, 2006

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Below are some actual quotes by doctors doing actual dictation on patients' records. Could YOUR doctor sound like these? This is really scary! If I have to go to the emergency room and hear my doctor dictating like some of these, I'm going to RUN!!!

- The patient denies pregnancy. (And I certainly think he should.)

- She does a lot of work around the house. It is kind of localized in the left buttock area.

- He was not to lift or drive his car.

- For the last 48 hours, the patient was carrying a refrigerator up the stairs. (L-O-O-ONG stairs.)

- An ultrasound was ordered on admission of the left foot. (and the patient came back to visit his foot almost evey day.)

- Father is currently deceased. (So he may come back???)

- She is a small-appearing elderly female. (She only appears small; she's actually 6 foot 2.)

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