Below are some actual quotes by doctors doing actual dictation on patients' records. Could YOUR doctor sound like these? This is really scary! If I have to go to the emergency room and hear my doctor dictating like some of these, I'm going to RUN!!!
- The patient has no temperature today. (Really?? The planet Pluto has a temperature!)
- The patient has a questionable cousin with colitis. (Yeah, I have a questionable cousin, too.)
- She slid on some oil and her feet flew out from under her, landing on her left arm and back. (Try to picture that!)
- She was a restrained driver in the back seat.
- The bulldog clamp was removed from the mammary artery and allowed to run for about a minute. (Very active clamp!)
Finally the third kid said "That's easy, 4" "Yes, you all get recess now".
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Posted by: 花蓮民宿 | April 28, 2009 11:30 PM | Permalink to Comment