Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as United Airline mechanics in Atlanta. Well, not any more.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
Jim said, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"
So they poured themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and got completely smashed.
The next morning, Bud woke up and was surprised at how good he felt. In fact, he felt GREAT! No hangover! NO bad side effects, Nothing!
Then the phone rang...It's Jim.
Jim said, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Bud said, "I feel great. How about you?"
Jim said, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Bud said, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover - nothing."
"We ought to do this more often."
"Yeah, well, there's just one thing...."
"What's that?"
"Have you farted yet?"
"No....."
"Well, DON'T - 'cause I'm in Phoenix!!!"
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