Almost everyday at my lunch break I go to Jamba Juice right down the street from my office, which is also about a hop, skip and a jump from the headquarter of Oracle. I hence made a friend from Oracle's HR department, and collected some great lines from her office's job evaluations:
- AVERAGE: Not too bright.
- EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED: Has committed no major blunders to
date.
- ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drinks heavily.
- ZEALOUS ATTITUDE: Opinionated.
- CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH: Still one step ahead of the law.
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