Almost everyday at my lunch break I go to Jamba Juice right down the street from my office, which is also about a hop, skip and a jump from the headquarter of Oracle. I hence made a friend from Oracle's HR department, and collected some great lines from her office's job evaluations:
- TACTFUL IN DEALING WITH SUPERIORS: Knows when to keep mouth shut.
- APPROACHES DIFFICULT PROBLEMS WITH LOGIC: Finds someone else to do the job.
- A KEEN ANALYST: Thoroughly confused.
- NOT A DESK PERSON: Did not go to college.
- EXPRESSES SELF WELL: Can string two sentences together.
- SPENDS EXTRA HOURS ON THE JOB: Miserable home life.
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