Almost everyday at my lunch break I go to Jamba Juice right down the street from my office, which is also about a hop, skip and a jump from the headquarter of Oracle. I hence made a friend from Oracle's HR department, and collected some great lines from her office's job evaluations:
- TACTFUL IN DEALING WITH SUPERIORS: Knows when to keep mouth shut.
- APPROACHES DIFFICULT PROBLEMS WITH LOGIC: Finds someone else to do the job.
- A KEEN ANALYST: Thoroughly confused.
- NOT A DESK PERSON: Did not go to college.
- EXPRESSES SELF WELL: Can string two sentences together.
- SPENDS EXTRA HOURS ON THE JOB: Miserable home life.
Simple Colour Organ is a simple OpenGL plugin based on the 'colour organ' ideas of people like Father Louis Bertrand Castel and A. Wallace Rimington, where musical notes are seen as corresponding to specific colours.
Posted by: 花蓮民宿 | July 16, 2009 9:27 PM | Permalink to Comment