Almost everyday at my lunch break I go to Jamba Juice right down the street from my office, which is also about a hop, skip and a jump from the headquarter of Oracle. I hence made a friend from Oracle's HR department, and collected some great lines from her office's job evaluations:
- STRONG ADHERENCE TO PRINCIPLES: Stubborn.
- GETS ALONG EXTREMELY WELL WITH SUPERIORS AND UBORDINATES ALIKE: A coward.
- SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE: Stupid.
- OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION: Turns in work on time.
- IS UNUSUALLY LOYAL: Wanted by no-one else.
- ALERT TO COMPANY DEVELOPMENTS: An office gossip.
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