Almost everyday at my lunch break I go to Jamba Juice right down the street from my office, which is also about a hop, skip and a jump from the headquarter of Oracle. I hence made a friend from Oracle's HR department, and collected some great lines from her office's job evaluations:
- REQUIRES WORK-VALUE ATTITUDINAL READJUSTMENT: Lazy and hard-headed.
- HARD WORKER: Usually does it the hard way.
- ENJOYS JOB: Needs more to do.
- HAPPY: Paid too much.
- WELL ORGANIZED: Does too much busywork.
- COMPETENT: Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps.
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