Business humor and jokes, including humorous stories, experiences, and articles

- PRELIMINARY OPERATIONAL TESTS WERE INCONCLUSIVE - The damn thing blew up when we threw the switch.

- TEST RESULTS WERE EXTREMELY GRATIFYING - We are so surprised that the stupid thing works.

- THE ENTIRE CONCEPT WILL HAVE TO BE ABANDONED - The only person who understood the thing quit.

- IT IS IN THE PROCESS - It is so wrapped up in red tape that the situation is about hopeless.

- WE WILL LOOK INTO IT - Forget it! We have enough problems for now.