Business humor and jokes, including humorous stories, experiences, and articles

- Stretched out on the floor to fill out the job application.

- Wear a Walkman and say you can listen to the interviewer and the music at the same time.

- Abruptly excuse yourself, return to office a few minutes later, wearing a hairpiece.

- Ask to see interviewer's resume to see if the personnel executive is qualified to judge the candidate.

- Announce you hadn't had lunch and proceed to eat a hamburger and french fries in the interviewer's office - wiping the ketchup on your sleeve.