- State that, if you were hired, you would demonstrate your loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed on your forearm.
- Interrupt to phone your therapist for advice on answering specific interview questions.
- When asked about your hobbies, you stand up and start tap dancing around office.
- Claim that you really donn't want to get a job, but the unemployment office needs proof that you are looking for one.
- Pull out a Polaroid camera and snap a flash picture of the interviewer. Say you collect photos of everyone who interview you.
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