
- A telephone call comes in for you. It's from your wife. Your side of the conversation goes like this: "Which company? When do I start? What's the salary?"
- When the interviewer assumes you're not interested in conducting the interview any further, you promptly respond, "I am as long as you'll pay me more."
- Your attache [case] opens when you pick it up and the contents spill, revealing ladies' undergarments and assorted makeup and perfume.






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