- Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of a different gender than you.
- Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Cha-cha."
- Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as much since you did this.
- While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive liquid. Call everyone Madge.
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