How to Keep A healthy level of insanity and drive your co-workers insane:
- Send e-mail messages saying there's free pizza or donuts or cake in the lunchroom. When people drift back to work complaining that they found none, lean back, pat your stomach and say, "Oh you've got to be faster than that."
- Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has withdrawn from caffeine addiction, switch to espresso.
- Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper.
- In the memo field of all your checks write "for sensual massage."
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