Business humor and jokes, including humorous stories, experiences, and articles

How to Keep A healthy level of insanity and drive your co-workers insane:

- Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

- Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

- Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."

- Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

- Staple papers in the middle of the page.

- While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.