Business humor and jokes, including humorous stories, experiences, and articles

- "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY:"
We have no time to train you. (and/or)
Please introduce yourself to your co-workers.

- "NATIONALLY RECOGNIZED LEADER:"
Inc. Magazine mentioned us in an article a few years ago.

- "IMMEDIATE OPENING:"
The person who had this job gave notice a month ago.
We're just now running the ad.

- "SALES POSITION REQUIRING MOTIVATED SELF-STARTER:"
We can't supply you with leads; (and/or)
there's no base salary to speak of; (and/or)
you'll wait 30 days for your first commission check.

- "SELF-MOTIVATED:"
Don't expect Management to answer questions

-"WE OFFER GREAT BENEFITS:"
After 90 days, you can join our HMO, which has a $500 deductible and a $35 co-pay.