Love 'em or hate 'em, it's Pun time. Puns, or "groaners" like some folks like to call them are fun. Try 'em on your friends and relatives, but keep a straight face when you tell them and be prepared for GROANS... then you'll see why they are called so... enjoy and pass 'em on!
- I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.
- I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
- I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.
- If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
- A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
- Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.
- A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
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