- You're not carded anymore.
- You carry an umbrella.
- You learn that bachelor is a nice term for "jackass".
- "Extended childhood" only really pertains to your salary which is a little less than your allowance used to be.
- "Twenty-something" means over-qualified, under-paid and not married.
- Your friends marry instead of hook-up and divorce instead of break-up.
- You start watching the weather channel.
- Jeans, flannels and baseball caps aren't staples in your wardrobe.
- You can no longer take shots, and smoking gives you a sinus attack.
- You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
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