- You stop confusing 401k plan with 10K run.
- You go to parties that police don't raid.
- Adults feel comfortable telling jokes about sex in front of you...and they're no longer "adults" - they are your peers.
- You don't know what time Wendy's closes anymore.
- Your car insurance goes down.
- You refer to college students as kids.
- You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of beer, bourbon and rum.
- Your parents start making casual remarks about grandchildren.
- You feed your dog science diet instead of taco bell.
- Your idea of a rocking Friday night is scoring one of the new releases at Blockbuster.
- Half your conversations with current college students start with, "When I was in college..."
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