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Sep 9	KFC Job Application Bill Belew September 9, 2006 Know More: A Man Walks into an Office, Getting a job 2.0, Getting a job This is an actual job application someone submitted for KFC: APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENTNAME: Greg Bulmash DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the... Posted at 7:01 PM \| Permalink \| Comments
Sep 4	How to Ruin A Job Interview - Part 4 Bill Belew September 4, 2006 - A telephone call comes in for you. It's from your wife. Your side of the conversation goes like this: "Which company? When do I start? What's the salary?"- When the interviewer assumes you're not interested in conducting the interview any further, you promptly respond,... Continue Reading Posted at 8:01 AM \| Permalink \| Comments
Sep 3	How to Ruin A Job Interview - Part 3 Bill Belew September 3, 2006 - Say you are not interested because the position pays too much. - While the interviewer is on a long-distance phone call, you take out a copy of Penthouse, and look through the photos only, stopping longest at the centerfold.- During the interview, an alarm... Continue Reading Posted at 1:50 PM \| Permalink \| Comments
Sep 2	How to Ruin A Job Interview - Part 2 Bill Belew September 2, 2006 - State that, if you were hired, you would demonstrate your loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed on your forearm.- Interrupt to phone your therapist for advice on answering specific interview questions.- When asked about your hobbies, you stand up and start tap dancing around office.- Claim... Continue Reading Posted at 8:44 AM \| Permalink \| Comments
Sep 1	How to Ruin A Job Interview - Part 1 Bill Belew September 1, 2006 - Stretched out on the floor to fill out the job application.- Wear a Walkman and say you can listen to the interviewer and the music at the same time.- Abruptly excuse yourself, return to office a few minutes later, wearing a hairpiece. - Ask... Continue Reading Posted at 8:38 AM \| Permalink \| Comments
Aug31	Things You Shouldn't Say At Job Interview - Part 7 Bill Belew August 31, 2006 If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these: - If I get sick on the job, will I have to clean up my own puke? - Can I bring my goat to the company daycare... Continue Reading Posted at 8:00 AM \| Permalink \| Comments
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