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Sep18	Late For Work Bill Belew September 18, 2006 Know More: A Woman Walks into An Office, Lawyer 2.0, A Woman Walks into An Office The secretary came in late for work for the third day in a row.The boss called her into his office and said, "Now look Sharon, I know we had a wild fling for a while, but that's over. I expect... Posted at 8:48 AM \| Permalink \| Comments
Aug12	Five Surgeons Bill Belew August 12, 2006 5 surgeons are taking a coffee break. 1st surgeon says: "Accountants are the best to operate on becausewhen you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says: "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything insidethem is in alphabetical order."... Continue Reading Posted at 12:38 PM \| Permalink \| Comments
Jul13	Rule of Thumb Bill Belew July 13, 2006 The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.... Continue Reading Posted at 12:00 AM \| Permalink \| Comments
Jun26	Who's guilty? Bill Belew June 26, 2006 A defendant was on trial for murder in Oklahoma. There was strongevidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense'sclosing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick: "Ladies and gentlemen... Continue Reading Posted at 6:36 AM \| Permalink \| Comments
Jun22	How to get a case of Arturo Fuente Opus X - Free Bill Belew June 22, 2006 A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of Arturo Fuente Opus X, rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against ... get this ... fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of fabulous cigars, and having... Continue Reading Posted at 6:47 AM \| Permalink \| Comments
Apr 3	It is better to be a live dog... Bill Belew April 3, 2006 It is better to be a live dog than a dead lion...some might say. But, what is the difference between a dead dog and a dead lawyer? There are skid marks before the dead lawyer.... Continue Reading Posted at 2:15 PM \| Permalink \| Comments
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